Funny Things to do to Mess With Your Kids

1) give them french bread to eat when they are really hungry (ever tried cutting the crust off french bread baquette?)
2) When you catch them sneaking candy, hide behind the door and jump out and say “BOO!”
3) When they are in the bath and one starts screaming “MOMMY COME QUICK YOU HAVE TO COME QUICK! [...]

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A Chat Before Bed

At bedtime we read stories on my bed, cuddle and talk and then go to the girls’ room where I sing on each of their beds for them before we say goodnight. One night my older daughter wanted to tell me a few things after I sang to her and my little one pipes up [...]

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Upon Seeing a Tampon

Upon seeing a tampon, something my kids have been seeing around the bathroom their whole lives, once a month, like clockwork, my 6 year old, Red, asks me today “Mommy, WHY exactly do you need that stick thing?”
“Because when girls get grown up, they need Tampons.” I say, vaguely. I’ve avoided telling her about the [...]

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