
1) My breasts itch. I know. I got a little too much sun on that last day. I achieved “no tan lines” but have possibly gained a skin peel. It hasn’t peeled yet, so we’ll see. (I mean, “I’ll see”, not “we’ll see” as in “YOU will not see”)
2) Today we woke up to gorgeous snow on the ground. It lasted about thirty minutes and then the ice started to fall. School was delayed for an hour, which meant we could watch some “Saved by the Bell”. Because at 7:30 am on a school day, it’s either Sesame Street or Saved By The Bell. I have officially introduced my girls to Screech. Fortunately, they didn’t “get” it or really care and it was finally ’round time to put on boots and hats and I reminded myself to put in a dvd the next time we’re in a bind.
3) Did I mention we had ice falling from the sky? I was secretly hoping for a snow day. After ten days of not seeing the girls, and then they go back to their dad this coming weekend, I feel like I’m missing alot of snuggle time and smelling their sweet breath. Speaking of smelling things, Red informed me this morning that her new fleece lined Crocs smell. “What do they smell like?” I asked her. “Dirty filthy socks” she replied. They are a week old and I know that they pretty much have only worn them over vacation at their dad’s. I silently wonder if he ever does the laundry.
4) Red and Blue will not be having their usually scheduled Wednesday evening dinner out with their dad, because his 4 Wheel Chevy Tahoe can’t drive itself north in what has become mere rain. I am openly glad about that because now we can eat grilled cheese and open that new can of Pringles and watch the second Pippi Longstocking dvd (out of 4) that Santa left in their stockings. You know, the ones from the late 60’s and early 70’s….they are Swedish and the mouths of the characters don’t match what comes out because English is dubbed in.
I totally love it. The girls totally love it. I am reliving my childhood daily with Red and Blue.
5) My friend, Katie, reads my blog. She sent me a link this morning that proves I’m not that crazy. And I think that this article comes from a credible source, right? I mean, who can argue with MSNBC? See, I’m normal.
6) I am so frickin’ organized, I just prepared my tax spreadsheets for my accountant. All I am waiting for is all those forms and things that come from the banks and a few “employers” of contract work. I-am-psyched. Yet, I hate that all the extra expenses this year with car fixings, new water heater and my laptop, didn’t allow me to save. But it didn’t make me go under either.
7) Skype has kept J’s communication with me (and mine with him) very close and easier while he’s been away.
When I was on the island with him, I was grateful to have convinced the girls’ dad to get connected via Skype.
It was free. It was easy.
The girls could see me.
And I could see them.



Oh, those photos are GORGEOUS. I see you in the first one, especially.
Gotta admit: my kids both have fur-lined Crocs, and they are pretty much crap attractors. It’s inevitable.
So you’ll be exfoliating your breasts in the near future? Was that what this was all about? Or was it to let us know you’ll soon be introducing your girls to Dustin Diamond’s (Screetch’s) porn career, which I understand has taken off in recent years?
Hee.
I think your kids are just wonderful! Have you tried any Aloe Vera on the boobs? I hope you are doing well.
They’re SO CUTE! I love Skype–while I was living in Europe, it still enabled me to talk to my mom every day, as if I were back Stateside!
Love the photos .. and love skype …
Wow can’t get over all that snow ..
YAY …
Never get anything like that here ….
Hooray for a delayed start to school and a guy who can’t drive in the rain. My husband took me on a trip to Europe for 15 days about 5 years ago. We emailed daily and called periodically – no skype then…that would have been great.
When we got back I felt like my children had morphed into different humans. They grow and change so quickly and you don’t even notice it when you’re with them each day. Takes days apart to see it.
I hope your boobs don’t peel, but they probably will if they’re already itching – bummer.
Glad to hear that I’m not the only one that has all of my taxes figured out already!
This is the second burned boobs post I have read in two days. That is a little scary considering it is winter.
I am glad you got the extra time with the girls! Enjoy it!
OMG! You have brought back some really cool memories. I used to LOVE Pippy Longstockings when I was a kid.
I have no idea what Skype is. I am so behind the times. LOL I need to go investigate. Be back later.
Love the photos of the girls – they both have the most gorgeous eyes!
I remember those Pippi movies – might have to go in search of them.
Your girls are gorgeous!!
Did you just mention taxes…arghhhhh!!!!
Ahhh….hell….is it really tax season already?? Didn’t I just do that like a few weeks ago?? Hmmm….and my x “never” washes the kids clothes! Or make them take showers for that matter!
Last time my boobies (yes, boobies…there’s not enough substance to even rationalize calling them full on BOOBS, or wearing a bra…but I do…with padding…so I’m at least somewhat sorta, but not really – proportionate) itched from sun exposure it was from fake sun exposure… Remember those really awful first ’round of tanning beds…AWFUL! My caboose was a crazy mess of itchies, too. Long time ago. Now…I’m just happy if I get a tan line. Any kind of tan line. Because it means I saw the sun; which doesn’t seem to shine much here. (wow, I’m rambling!)
Never experienced Skype. But sure would like to have someone to WANT to communicate with via said communication device.
The first picture of your daughter, as I was scrolling down, I thought was you. Then I realized it was a mini-you. She’s definitley yours! :O) And I now get the ‘Red’ and ‘Blue’ connection. Red locks and RADIANT blue eyes. Very sweet and Beautiful girls you have there!
Santa left a Tom & Jerry dvd for the kids and they love them. Old cartoons beat the new ones every time.
I, too, adored the same Pippi Longstocking series. I first watched them in Japanese, when our family lived in Japan (the same theme song was even in Japanese). Talk about mouth movements not matching!
I still have the three Pippi paperbacks from the 70’s and still enjoy reading them now and then.
Pippi rules!
Love the photos of your girls in the snow. It sounds like things are really great in your world. You deserve it.
What’s up with you. I sunbath topless all the time. I’m very careful to make sure I use lotion to protect my boobs.
BTW I hate that your so damn organized. I don’t even want to think about what Uncle Sam is going to do to us this tax year….
I can imagine how you must have missed your girls…and like everyone else I am loving their photos!
This is the first year in a long time I’ve been a little excited about doing my taxes…
What a great post. I’m glad you had a great trip and even happier that you’re going to get to spend some unexpected time with the girls. I’m sure they love it, too.
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