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Shocking the kids

AX075227(yeah, wish that was me)

The girls were in the bath and I was cleaning out the refrigerator (I know, random, but the bathroom is right off the kitchen) and they called to me and said, “Hey Mommy, you know what Daddy told us?”

“What?” I called back.

“In GREECE, on the beaches, ladies walk around with just bathing suit bottoms and NO TOPS ON!!! They walk around with their big huge boobies hanging out!”

I laughed, and said, “Oh yeah? You know those islands where J is playing the piano right now?”

There’s a pause and then in unison, “Yeah.”

I go, “Well, on those islands, ladies don’t wear their tops on the beach there either and when Mommy was visiting J after Christmas, she was hanging out on the beach without her top. Even swimming without her top!”

I was snickering to myself because we were talking through the doorways, not face to face, and their silence said it all.

“Moooooooooooooomm-eeeeeeeeeee!” the shrieked.

Later, I was taking a shower and they came in and pushed aside the shower curtain and looked at my boobs. “Mommy, did you REALLY take your top off at the beach on that island?”

I nodded. “Yep! And I’ll be doing it again!”

Note: It’s time to think about waxing again. I leave in a week.

Post note: I’m sure this is going to get back to their dad, and I am glad…conservative-stuffy-stick-in-the-mud.

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