Over the summer, I think I must have stubbed my toe an awful “lot”.We coupled a visit with my dad in Malibu with my sister’s wedding in Santa Barbara in July and the greatest thing in the world for the kids was dad’s swimming pool. The fact that we were there during the 100 degree weather (at the beach) made it the best thing in the world for me and a good excuse NOT to treck to Aneheim to Disney during the heat wave.
So, the first day, we get to the pool and Blue, age 3 at the time, starts muttering under her breath “dammit, dammit, dammit!”.
I looked at her and had to listen carefully to be sure I was hearing her correctly.
My dad looks at me.
“What did you say?” I ask her.
“Dammit.” she says, a little unsure of herself. (rightfully so)
“Where did you hear that word?” I ask.
She gets shy and shakes her head and splashes in the pool a little.
Red pipes up “She heard it from YOU, Mommy, when you stub your toe!”
Blue nods her head in agreement.
“No I don’t!!” I say.
(My dad is laughing hysterically at this point)
“Yes, Mommy, you also say SHIT!”
Needless to say, my language has been redeveloped closer to the “G” rating.
Now my kids mutter “Friggin” “Fudge” and “DARNITALL” “Shoot” and “Grody”.